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Blargleff
Edgar. 16. Junior. Ravenclaw. Zack♥ Criminal Minds. Hedgehog. Pirate of the River Styx. I am not a One Direction fanboy.I quite often swear to Zeus. I track the tags "buttfucking ridiculous" and "lay on the floor and give up" not because I think someone has something to say to me, but because I'm the only person that says something on either of those. letting it go


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I find it hilarious that all these coming-of-age movies make it look like banging total strangers is so easy.

I literally could not be having sex right now if I wanted to, and I actually have a boyfriend.

a-ckleholic:

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING